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“I’ll always remember the phrases my granddad stated prior to he passed away. He stated ‘Grandson, watch how a long way i will be able to kick this bucket.’”
“The key to any marriage is spontaneity. You’ve bought to have the capacity to go away at any time.”

Bringing jointly the various funniest, wittiest, and so much slicing jokes across the world, provide Tucker’s quantity is the definitive number of the quips comedians name “one-liners.” brief, candy, and undeniably smart, one-liners carry a unique position within the heritage of comedy, and the increase of Twitter and social media turns out to have ushered in a brand new period of this comedic artwork shape. With most folks expressing themselves in one hundred forty characters or much less, there turns out no higher time to have a good time Grant’s assortment and the immortal one-liner.

Side-splittingly funny, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners has the entire puns, zingers, and witty feedback you'll ever ask for—and many you’d by no means dream of inquiring for.  

  • “My granddad has the center of a lion and a life-time ban from the zoo.”
  • “A dyslexic guy walks right into a bra.”
  • “Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!”
  • “Promises are similar to infants: enjoyable to make yet demanding to deliver.”
  • “Schizophrenia—together i will beat it.”
  • “Drugs are by no means the reply. until the clue is: ‘Narcotics, 5 letters.’”

 

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